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• Kitty a la iminlikewithyou

  (tags: kitty cat image funny web2.0)

• stop it now.

  do you really?

  (tags: kitty funny caption image cat cute)

• Free Condoms in NY

  (tags: condoms sex relationships health)

• cool collaborative document sharing web-app

  one of many, but still nice…

  (tags: collaboration collaborative documents editor office online productivity social tools web2.0)

• RoloBiz – Let people to remember you

  online business cards

  (tags: business online webdesign webapp career web2.0)

• Artificial Instinct T shirt

  love this tshirt!

  (tags: cute tshirt clothing)

• Furniture From Weapons

  genius.

  (tags: furniture gadgets home living)

• NOTCOT: Method and Jack

  cool men’s styling products

  (tags: design, men, style,)

• 50 Interview Questions AND Answers!

  nice prep. for today…

  (tags: career interview list tips advice work forwork)

• NJ Charm School Tshirt

  yes! *the* best tshirt EVER.

  (tags: tshirt clothing nj cute shopping tobuy)

• Reason Magazine

  cool site.

  (tags: magazine, blog culture economics editorial essays ideas journalism media news opinion philosophy politics reading toread)

• Interview with Vonnegut – Part One, a snippet…

  “semicolons are like hermaphrodites” – vonnegut

  (tags: vonnegut reading literature books authors mcsweenys)

• Statements by Employed Radio Personalities

  from eastvillageidiot.com

  (tags: radio news politics interesting)

• PBS documentary on Iraq war lies

  good to know, or tivo, but i don’t have one of those…

  (tags: iraq war media pbs documentary towatch)

• Free Techno. Liquid Charm. Philly, PA

  that’s right.

  (tags: music techno philadelphia)

• St. Peter’s Plant Sale Announcement

  (tags: video philadelphia plants sale outdoors flowers youtube)

i dearly *adore* my friend michael. in a *i don’t like you that way* kinda way…

i’m a techno shix.

• dothechisel: wanna come over and watch movies?
• mikla99: free techno party tonite
• mikla99: no. techno party.
• dothechisel: oh
• dothechisel: you go and have a great time
• mikla99: boo.
• mikla99: you go
• dothechisel: why?
• mikla99: cause i said so homie
• dothechisel: haha ya makin me go?
• mikla99: yis.
• dothechisel: you bad
• mikla99: m hmm you knows this
• dothechisel: do i love it?
• mikla99: of course you do
• dothechisel: you haunt my dreams, seductress
• mikla99: seductshix
• dothechisel: !!
• mikla99: that’s right.
• dothechisel: ok maybe ill go

neverending shix.

• dothechisel: oh wait cant go
• dothechisel: im hanging out with someone
• mikla99: ew make them go.
• dothechisel: kavinsky says he only wants to party with me
• mikla99: ha
• mikla99: he doesnt know what he’s missing
• dothechisel: he said he’ll go only if you make out with me
• mikla99: lol.
• [mikla99: FINE.
• dothechisel: really?
• dothechisel: temptress
• mikla99: hahaha
• mikla99: temptshix
• dothechisel: its neverending-shix
• mikla99: that’s right.

bossy shix.

• dothechisel: who is your dood now?
• mikla99: eh there are a few
• mikla99: dating
• mikla99: casually
• dothechisel: am i one?
• mikla99: no your my friend silly
• dothechisel: bah
• mikla99: meh
• dothechisel: hate that crap
• dothechisel: its dumb
• dothechisel: call me later, i may go
• dothechisel: i may just stay home and watch a movie
• mikla99: no cmon ill come get you
• mikla99: ew your lame just cause i wont make out
• dothechisel: all i know now is that i want a double chocolate stout
• mikla99: whats that
• dothechisel: its a beer that they serve at ludwigs
• dothechisel: across from work
• mikla99: em
• mikla99: well i dont think they have that
• dothechisel: im getting one across the street with work peeops in a minute
• dothechisel: its choco-riffic
• mikla99: go get it
• dothechisel: bossy shix
• mikla99: that’s right
• dothechisel: nice they just put on “jump”
• mikla99: madonna?!
• dothechisel: van halen duuuude
• dothechisel: we just set up an itunes for our floor
• mikla99: haha
• mikla99: madonna is *way* better
• dothechisel: ok call me
• dothechisel: seee ya
• dothechisel: loveeeerrrr
• Meebo Message: dothechisel is offline

be sure to go! video chosen and graphics by my friend michael feldman…

clipped from www.youtube.com

from eastvillageidiot.com

clipped from eastvillageidiot.com Statements Made by Radio Personalities Who Have Not Been Fired “Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” – Rush Limbaugh “Many, many, many of the poor in New Orleans are in that condition. They weren’t going to leave no matter what you did. They were drug-addicted. They weren’t going to get turned off from their source. They were thugs, whatever.” - Bill O’Reilly “She looks like a ghetto slut. It’s just — it’s hideous. No, it’s not braided. It just flies away from her head in every conceivable direction. It looks like an explosion in a Brillo pad factory. It’s just hideous.” – Neil Boortz (on U.S. Representative Cynthia McKinney), (Note: Don Imus was syndicated on 90 stations nationwide. And the above comments weren’t jokes.)

“semicolons are like hermaphrodites” – vonnegut

clipped from www.mcsweeneys.net Q: By way of eloquence, you’ve said that you write in the voice of a child. Do you think— VONNEGUT: Well, that makes me readable in high school. Not too many big sentences. But I hope that my ideas attract a lively dialogue, even if my sentences are simple. Simple sentences have always served me well. And I don’t use semicolons. It’s hard to read anyway, especially for high-school kids. Also, I avoid irony, too. I don’t like people saying one thing and meaning the other.

yes! *the* best tshirt EVER.

clipped from www.oliveandbettes.com

genius.

clipped from freshome.com

love this tshirt!

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why is this only *now* available? free condoms should be like mints or toothpicks. the lime in your corona. the napkin with that sandwhich. the cream in your coffee…

clipped from www.slate.com

do you really?

clipped from kittyradio.com

what is it with kittys and reminders/error messages? i *love* it!

clipped from iminlikewithyou.com